Snopes.com Confirms Actual Girl in Sex Chat

You’ve done it a million times:  logged in to a sex chat room and begun a steamy conversation with “HotChic” or “BabiCakes,” only to realize halfway through that you were talking to some guy named Hank who was nearly as old and desperate as you are.

There’s been a lot of debate as to whether there have ever been any real girls in sex chat.  Some claimed they were imaginary, like dinosaurs and whooping cranes.  Others said they were real but elusive, like Bigfoot.  Now, thanks to a Chrislip lad, the mystery’s been solved.

Honor student Marc McNulty was looking at online photos from the Hubble Space Telescope  when, as he explained to his parents, he accidentally entered a teen sex chat room.  He began conversing with a young lady named “KewlGurl69” (not her real name).

“She started talking about horses, and about how she was a fan of Glee and Twilight,” explained Marc.  “I was like, holy crap, I think I’ve got a girl here!”

He immediately contacted Snopes.com, the website dedicated to researching internet rumors.  They took KewlGurl69’s online information, traced it, and discovered that the  computer is indeed registered to a 17-year-old female on the East Coast.  Her real name and location aren’t being released due to your age.

Marc McNulty

The discovery of a real girl has made Marc something of a hero to other cybernerds.  Several Star Trek sites have already named him an honorary Starfleet admiral.  Marc told his online friends that the biggest reward to come from this is an increased feeling of self-confidence.  He said he expects that this experience will soon lead to a a real-life relationship with a girl.

Snopes.com jumped on this rumor and immediately red-flagged it.  They say his chat with KewlGurl69 is as close as Marc will come to sexual congress with a female – at least a human one – until he’s at least 34.

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  1. I almost lol-ed in my office (surrounded my 15 other grad students) when I read the title. And it didn’t get easier to keep my composure once I hit the actual text.

    I love this blog so much it’s not even funny. well, it is. Anyway, thanks so much from Chrislip’s honory citizen! ;D

    • chrislipjournal
    • April 28th, 2010

    Aw, thank YOU, Tale. Chrislip wouldn’t be the same without you.

  2. You’re right. It would probably be saner but whatever. ;D

  3. Funny stuff! Thanks for checking out my blog; how’d you come across it?

  4. I just can’t believe it! But good luck to the Admiral as he attempts orbit in the poon zone. Better keep the safety locked on that photon torpedo.

    • chrislipjournal
    • April 29th, 2010

    Yeah, you know how easily those things can go off.

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