Lucifer Suffers Groin Pull
The highest-profile heavy metal band in Chrislip, the Groin Pulls, had to cancel a series of concerts after their lead singer suffered a groin pull.
Lex Lucifer (real name Jimmy Lucifer) sustained the injury in Muncie, Indiana. Despite the band’s reputation for high-energy stage shows, the mishap didn’t happen during a concert. Backstage after Sunday night’s show, Lucifer met a young lady who was interested in breaking into show business. He invited her back to his hotel room so that he could give her a list of agents to contact. It was while compiling the list with her that he fell off the chandelier and hurt himself.
Lucifer is hip to the irony of suffering a groin pull while being in a band called the Groin Pulls. “It’s crazy,” he says. “I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or karma or what. I’m just glad we’re not called the Heart Attacks or the Brain Tumors. Or hey… remember that band that called themselves Syphillis?” he asks with a wink. “Remember what happened to them?”