Teacher Not Horny

Second grader Melissa Boyden got herself in a peck of trouble the other day. When her teacher, Miss Helen Van Horn, returned from lunch, she discovered that Melissa had written “school sucks” two hundred times on the blackboard. She punished her by making her write “school sucks” fifty times.

Right afterward, Melissa called Miss Van Horn “Miss Van Horny,” and was sentenced to write “Miss Van Horn Is Not Horny” one hundred times. She was then suspended two days for writing the word “horny” on the blackboard.

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