Local News: Compulsive Liars Support Group Reschedules Meeting
Compulsive Liars Support Group Reschedules Meeting
Due to scheduling conflicts, the weekly meeting of the Compulsive Liars Support Group has been changed from its regular Tuesday night time slot.
Chairperson of the group, former Beatle Herb Skutnick, contacted the Journal to report that he will be making sweet love with some of the Kardashian sisters in his trailer on Tuesday afternoon, and will be in no condition to chair the meeting that night. The group’s secretary, four-time Oscar® winner Debbie Larch, will also be unable to attend, as the meeting conflicts with her latest space shuttle flight.