Cavanaugh’s Gym

This guy came in…

…and THIS guy went out!

Cavanaugh’s Gym is the place to go in Chrislip if you’re looking to tone up that train wreck you call a body.  We’re the busiest gym in town, with clientele coming and going all day, ranging from laughable endomorph Hank Tweedy, above left, to smoldering manchild Jake Doyle, above right (down, ladies, he’s gay).We have all the equipment you’ll need to do jumping jacks, pushups, situps… and we have the kind of floor that was made with running in place in mind!  If treadmills, lat machines, and pec decks are more to your liking, by all means bring them along!

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