Advertisement: Mr. Rolf’s House of Hair

“I used to be a nerd.  Now I look like Art Garfunkel!”

“I used to be a nerd.  Now I look like Art Garfunkel!”

 …thanks to Mr. Rolf’s House of Hair

 Millions of American men fall victim to male pattern baldness every year, and you are one of them. 

It used to be the only surefire ways to fight baldness were with expensive hair transplants, elaborate comb-overs, or hiding in the house until you died. 

Mr. Rolf’s House of Hair offers another option:  great hairpieces at discount prices.  Low prices don’t mean we skimp on quality.  Expensive companies only use hair from living human beings.  We also get our hair from humans.  And our space-age chinstraps mean that your hair can be confident during the fiercest hurricanes Northern Michigan has to offer.

We haven’t forgotten about the teenagers.  Are you a late-bloomer?  Are you tired of hearing snickers in the shower after gym class?  Come in and check out our full line of pubic toupees.  Available in coarse and extra-coarse.  Ask about our layaway plan.

“Why look like you when you can look like me?”- Mr. Rolf

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  1. May 31st, 2010

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