College News: OMFG!: One-Man Fraternity Groups Gain Popularity
OMFG!: One-Man Fraternity Groups Gain Popularity
Corporations and Snickers bars aren’t the only things getting downsized these days.
A new trend is sweeping college campuses – the one-man fraternity group, or OMFG for short. They’re similar to traditional fraternities in every way, except that each one has only a single member.
At Chrislip College, junior Jimmy Farnitz is President, Vice-President, Treasurer and sole member of the campus chapter of Gamma-Delta-Jimmy. And an enthusiastic member he is.
“It’s just like I always pictured frat life would be,” he said, “except you don’t have to deal with a lot of those whatchamacallits. You know, people.”
Another advantage of OMFG is that each student can tailor the hazing ritual to suit his preferences. In order to join Gamma-Delta-Jimmy, Jimmy’s task was to drink a quart of vodka and watch six hours of internet pornography. In his dorm, this series of activities is commonly referred to as “Tuesday.”