College News: OMFG!: One-Man Fraternity Groups Gain Popularity

OMFG!:  One-Man Fraternity Groups Gain Popularity

Corporations and Snickers bars aren’t the only things getting downsized these days.

A new trend is sweeping college campuses – the one-man fraternity group, or OMFG for short.  They’re similar to traditional fraternities in every way, except that each one has only a single member.

At Chrislip College, junior Jimmy Farnitz is President, Vice-President, Treasurer and sole member of the campus chapter of Gamma-Delta-Jimmy.  And an enthusiastic member he is.

Frat boy Jimmy Farnitz enjoys a cocktail before meeting

Frat boy Jimmy Farnitz enjoys a cocktail before meeting

“It’s just like I always pictured frat life would be,” he said, “except you don’t have to deal with a lot of those whatchamacallits.  You know, people.”

Another advantage of OMFG is that each student can tailor the hazing ritual to suit his preferences.  In order to join Gamma-Delta-Jimmy, Jimmy’s task was to drink a quart of vodka and watch six hours of internet pornography.  In his dorm, this series of activities is commonly referred to as “Tuesday.”

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