Local News: Another Senseless Attack

Another Senseless Attack

A sex deviate continues to stalk the streets of Chrislip, and Miss Pemberton’s Clothes ‘n Things Boutique is the scene of the latest crime.

In keeping with his modus operandi, the deviate entered the boutique during business hours and defiled an article of women’s clothing with his unnatural lust.

Miss Pemberton

Miss Pemberton didn’t witness the incident, but discovered evidence of it during her nightly inventory.

“I’m flabbergasted that something like this could happen in a crowded store in broad daylight,” she said. “I don’t know how he pulled it off.”

The deviate favors tweeds, stripes, and floral patterns.

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